Nov 22 2008
Please Pass the Bread (poem)
Ever wonder what it might be like to sit at a noisy Thanksgiving table?
Here is a humorous poem to give you some outlook….Enjoy!!
Could Someone Pass the Bread?
Ariana R. Cherry-Shearer

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Sitting around a crowded holiday table seated with friends and family whom I adore,
The loud joyful chat, has begun to rise above, a high pitched roar.
Kids are happily chewing along, playing in their mashed potato gravy boats,
while the dogs sit below, taking snacks here and there,
munching like crazy hungry goats.
The Thanksgiving table is all aglow,
with so much food,
It’s like our once bare kitchen suddenly has been put on overflow.
A moist golden turkey sparkles under the bright kitchen light,
The home comforting taste melts in my mouth,
and is quite tasty to the bite.
Amongst the turkey that steals the show,
There’s still so much more delicious treats yet that I yet need to make a go.
Before I have yet to finish, of course, I’m looking for my tasty food sidekick,
Where’s the bread, and of course the butter, that I can give a tasty lick?
Above the glee, and the cheerful noise, I so happily question,
“Could someone please pass the bread?”
There’s nothing like a simple finish to go with a full-filling Thanksgiving meal,
But I have to wonder, did I ask aloud ,or was it just a whisper in my head?
I search amongst the huge portion of creamy mashed potatoes,
and the home-style green bean casserole…
Still no sight of my last part of the dinner encore,
So again, I ask above the dull roar…
“Could someone please pass the bread…?”
One simple response from the dog underneath the table,
he wistfully comes by and gives my hand a little wet kiss,
Of course, that really wasn’t the answer I was hoping for…
The pup goes on, hoping to eat something else he hasn’t missed…
Where on earth is that bread and butter?
Sweet cinnamon aromas come from a fresh baked pumpkin pie,
sitting front and center
as dessert is passed….
While the cool-whip and delicious pie seems to catch the attention of my nose,
My burning question still goes by unknown,
No one seems aware that I have asked….
Patiently, yet more urgently, I follow the growls of my stomach once more,
A little louder, I ask again, above the louder dessert chatter roar…
“Could someone please pass the bread?”
A little annoyed, yet still waiting patiently,
I wait for someone to dearly answer me.
Everyone is chewing and smacking away on the Thanksgiving dessert,
I guess somehow, nobody has seemed to remember or hear me…
My angry stomach and I —are slightly hurt.
I arise, and begin scanning the food table once more,
Someone passes a pitcher of cider, while one of the little ones,
knock their glass to the floor ….
Finally-a moment -when silence does arise,
A crash, and small shatter-
Everybody looks around with wide curious eyes.
This was my time….
I ask, again, a bit annoyed, and a bit louder, while
yet trying the best to show my patience-
“Could someone pleeease pass the bread?”
My spouse, so loving, so sweet,
finally replies,
“While of course honey, I can get it for you….
All you had to do was ask.
—But just to let you know-
It’s sitting right there,
next your wine flask.”
“Oh….”
I sheepishly grin,
Yet happy and in love-
Oh my delicious bread and butter
Finally, … at last.







At the table of Thanksgiving,



